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<![CDATA[neoTerra - Blog]]>Sat, 04 May 2024 22:10:01 -0400Weebly<![CDATA[May The Fourth Be With You]]>Sun, 05 May 2024 01:22:08 GMThttp://neoterra.us/blog/may-the-fourth-be-with-youMay 4th has become recognized as Star Wars Day throughout the civilized worlds of the Galaxy.

This is the day when we celebrate the triumph of a rebellious band of rural Constitutionals over the F15s and Nukes of Emperor Biden (ooops... I meant the Death Star of Emperor Palpatine). I doubt such a story could be made in Hollywood today!

It is also an important birthday. Happy Birthday to all of the rebels !!

As a closing note. Joe may indeed have F15s and Nukes, but when he puts his helmet on, he doesn't seem so scary.

]]><![CDATA[Clown World - The Biden Cabinet]]>Fri, 03 May 2024 17:03:08 GMThttp://neoterra.us/blog/clown-world-the-biden-cabinetNo folks, I'm not referring to one of Jill's kitchen cabinets ... I'm referring to the team of "experts" who run the United States of America.

We are all familiar with Mayor Pete who was selected as Secretary of Transportation for his expertise in eliminating some one-way streets in South Bend, Indiana.

Today, however, I'd like to introduce y'all to Jared Bernstein who is Joe Biden's Chief Economic Advisor. His education includes a bachelor's degree in Music, a Master of Social Work and a DSW in Social Welfare.

Somehow, Democrats believe he is qualified to manage the largest and most complex economy in Human History. (Senator Joe Manchin was the only Dem to vote against the appointment).

Of course it's possible that he's a really smart guy despite his irrelevant education. Please, PLEASE, watch the following interview and judge for yourself!

If we continue to elect Democrats this is where we'll be in a few more years.

Actually, $50 Billion for a Co0ke was the "Good Old Days" in Zimbabwe. By the time their economy totally collapsed the exchange rate hit 35 QUADRILLION dollars to ONE US Dollar!! That's 35,000,000,000,000,000 for those who are counting zeros.

Once we get to that point, the Democratic Socialists will just take EVERYTHING. Imagine having to pay $87 Trillion in property taxes.

Everyone will beg the UN for a global Central Bank Digital Currency.

If you don't believe it could happen, please watch the Bernstein video again ... and then think about how our National Debt is now more than $34 TRILLION.

]]><![CDATA[Un-Bear-Able Part 2]]>Mon, 29 Apr 2024 23:22:21 GMThttp://neoterra.us/blog/un-bear-able-part-2In my last episode the bears had discovered how to defeat my steel trash container. The bears of neoTerra have probably been watchin' Yogi and Boo-Boo.

It occurred to me that the bears might be getting their powerful paws under the container to tip it over.

So, I built a "skirt" around the base so they can't get their paws under the container.

It seems like it worked (for now). Last week the trash container remained intact but the bears pushed the yard-box of gardening supplies over. There's no food or trash in that box so I assume they were frustrated.

I doubt that the Contest is over, but I'll take a minor victory!

]]><![CDATA[FALLOUT!!]]>Wed, 10 Apr 2024 19:47:38 GMThttp://neoterra.us/blog/falloutTonight is the premier of Fallout on Amazon. Like the award winning game, the TV series is set 200 years after the world is turned into a radioactive wasteland in the year 2077.

I'm kind-of excited. Back when I was working long hours and commuting I spent many nights wandering the Wasteland, gunning down mutants and searching for bottle caps. I don't know how I had the energy ... probably from the Nuka-Cola. Sadly, now that I'm retired I've lost interest in games :-(

In December of 2012, we had a Fallout-themed prepocolypse party to celebrate the Mayan end of the world. Fortunately, the world didn't end ... we had a lot of leftovers.

We made Blamco Mac & Cheese, Gecko Pow Mein, Bunker 30 pizza, Nuka-Colas and radioactive drinks (with dry ice for effect).

I can't believe I still have the Blamco Mac & Cheese.

The trailer looks pretty awesome! The only problem is that Lucy MacLean is a brunette ... when I played (long ago) I made the main character a hot blonde ... like Ms. Terra. I'm so juvenile LOL.

]]><![CDATA[Beetlejuice Rising]]>Wed, 10 Apr 2024 02:27:57 GMThttp://neoterra.us/blog/beetlejuice-risingOMG folks ... not the super-giant red star in Orion. Nope ... I'm talking about ex Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot.

It seems that Tiffany Henyard, the illustrious mayor of Dolton, Illinois is not only accused of misuse of public funds (aka embezzling) but she then used her executive powers to veto a resolution to investigate her spending. YAY! Ya' have to admire the sheer arrogance.

Anyways, the frustrated Dolton Trustees have decided to hire Beetlejuice herself to investigate Madam Tiffany. This is going to be amazing (if the media covers it at all) !!

In the Jason Loner saga, Lori Lightfoot is elected Senator in 2028 and, subsequently, Lincoln Park is renamed as Lightfoot Park in her honor. Lightfoot Rising!!! I'll be taking bets on this prophecy.

]]><![CDATA[Un-BEAR-able]]>Tue, 09 Apr 2024 18:57:42 GMThttp://neoterra.us/blog/un-bear-ableAs y'all probably know, neoTerra is located in the beautiful southern Appalachian mountains. The wildlife has been living here for thousands of years ... we humans are basically temporary visitors in their territory. I do try to keep the deer at least 75 feet away from the house because they destroy my gardens. But, aside from that, the wildlife rules.

Da' Bears
No, no, no! ... not the Chicago Bears ... they are easy to defeat.   I'm talking about the Appalachian Black Bears.

I've learned that bears are incredibly smart. This was surprising to me since they aren't really predators and they're not very aggressive (except for a mamma with cubs).

They have a sense of smell much better than a dog. The cubs are very curious and playful and get into all manner of mischief. They love to climb on everything. They wrestle with bags of mulch (they really like cedar), tear them apart and roll around in the mess they created. They steal the garden hoses and wrestle with those, too.

Garbage, however, is their favorite thing in the whole world and I've been having an ongoing Man-vs-Bear garbage contest for the past 9 years. I suffered a couple of defeats early on with plastic trash cans but, being of superior intelligence, I prevailed by using a heavy, steel job-box to secure my trash.    YAY!

A few nights ago I caught mom and three new cubs attacking the trash container and chased them off (try to imagine a skinny old guy with a flashlight chasing four bears in the dark ... yes, I do stupid things).

Bears do not have the intelligence to analyze a problem or plan an attack ... but they're incredibly persistent ... and strong. Last night they finally scored a victory.    They managed to break the (obviously too small) bolts holding the container down and they bent the metal hasps keeping it closed.

My punishment was cleaning up the bear-buffet they left behind. Now that they have stumbled upon (not planned) a successful attack they will be back every week.

It's going to take a lot more concrete and much bigger bolts to restore my dignity.

Bring It On, Bears!!! Never Give Up. Never Surrender!

]]><![CDATA[Future Food]]>Sun, 07 Apr 2024 15:51:34 GMThttp://neoterra.us/blog/future-food9830256Intro
It's been quite a while since I wrote about Globalist efforts to change and manipulate the human food supply. They are so arrogant that they don't even try to hide their intentions.

I spent yesterday canning pasta sauce and beef stew (a separate topic) so today I'm inspired to provide y'all with a foodie update.

Genetic Poison
Back in 2022 I wrote a post detailing how the US Department of Agriculture (USDA) had begun perpetrating a massive fraud on American consumers.

In 2018 the USDA followed the UN and decided that most genetically edited foods are not Genetically Modified Organisms (GMO) and do not need to be regulated or labeled as GMO.

So, in the world of woke-speak... Genetically Modified = BAD.... while Genetically Edited = GOOD.

Based on this deception, the number of patents for Gene-Edited foods has gone through the roof and Genetically Edited crops have been approved and are being grown.
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Governments are actively pursuing the development of genetically modified food plants that will 'vaccinate' humans from COVID ( ... because the sheep are still terrified by COVID).

I quote from recent 2024 research: "we engineered and selected a transgenic tomato genotype (TOMAVAC) that stably synthesized an antigenic S1 protein of SARS-CoV-2." In other words, my friends, you would receive a dose of experimental mRNA when you eat a tomato (note, this particular study was done in a foreign country and has not been approved for actual use yet. However, our own NIH is conducting similar research). www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fnut.2023.1275307/full

In response, Tennessee has recently passed legislation (in defiance of the USDA) that would classify such transgenic food organisms as 'drugs' and require labeling.

As a humble brag, a central theme in my sci-fi novel unfolds when MarLynn Mistry, a brilliant young genetic engineer, discovers a World Order plot to develop a binary genetic poison to depopulate the lower classes. In the story, the binary vector is undetectable until consumed. I quote again from the recent 2024 study: "A binary pART27 vector bearing the custom synthesized S1 gene of SARS-CoV-2 ... "

]]><![CDATA[Trash Bags]]>Sun, 07 Apr 2024 14:54:35 GMThttp://neoterra.us/blog/trash-bagsEveryone knows that trash bags are awesome. You can use them as emergency ponchos, you can stuff supplies in them when fleeing from zombies ... and you can even use them for trash!

You should never underestimate the power of human imagination when it comes to trash bags.

For your Sunday viewing amusement, we have a piece of human trash disguised as trash so they can steal a package from someone's porch. Sacramento police are on the lookout for a black trash bag wearing pink slippers. If you see this suspect please call CrimeStoppers at 1-800-CLOWN-WORLD. LOL

This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.
—T.S. Eliot, "The Hollow Men" (1925)

]]><![CDATA[Eclipse - Flat Earth - Oh My!!]]>Sat, 06 Apr 2024 18:43:48 GMThttp://neoterra.us/blog/eclipse-flat-earth-oh-myOn April 8th we will experience an awesome total Solar Eclipse across much of eastern North America. Sadly, States and counties across the path are declaring States of Emergency so they can invoke special emergency powers (like martial law). Really folks, a one-day surge of tourists is a State of Emergency??

The Solar Eclipse
A Solar Eclipse occurs when the Moon (which is only 240,000 miles away) passes in front of the sun (which is really, really far away). By an astounding coincidence, that occurs nowhere else in our Solar System. The Moon appears to be exactly the same size as the Sun, which makes a Solar Eclipse an almost mystical event.

The odds of our Moon being exactly the right size and distance to create this perfect appearance are so remote that many people believe the Moon is actually a giant, hollow Death Star created by Ancient Aliens. Sorry folks ... coincidence is COOL, but it isn't proof.

In any case, The next eclipse to be widely visible across the United States will be in 2045. SO, if you have never experienced a Solar Eclipse then I recommend that you try to see this one.

The Flat Earth
I'm not sure if Flat Earthers are real or just having fun mocking science ... but they sure create some awesome images of "reality" while they claim that all pictures of a spherical Earth are fake. Unfortunately, if the Sun and Moon are both the same size and just circle around Terra like planes waiting to land at O'Hare airport, then there is no explanation for the solar eclipse.

DARN!! It would be so cool if the Earth was a flat slab on the back of a giant cosmic turtle.

Recently, I have discovered absolute proof that Terra is NOT flat. Trust The Science!!

]]><![CDATA[First Contact Day]]>Sat, 06 Apr 2024 18:22:00 GMThttp://neoterra.us/blog/first-contact-dayI'm a couple of days late but I've been busy canning (another topic).

In Star Trek canon, humanity makes First Contact with the Vulcans on April 4th, 2063 (after Capitalism is devastated during WWIII). So ... April 4th is known as First Contact Day.

Although First Contact was with the boring, stuck-up Vulcans, the Klingons are way more fun. So today I celebrate our future past with the Klingons. YAY!

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