neoTerran Voodoo
Last year, I got really tired of listening to AOC talking total nonsense about the Green New Deal and I decided to do something about it.
I discovered a company making a "Real Life Action Figure" of AOC and decided that it just might work as a voodoo doll. I ordered the realistic "action figure" and anxiously waited for its arrival.
When it arrived I took the doll to my secret underground laboratory where we have advanced Terran Alliance technology. I was able to determine that the inanimate doll had the exact same brain waves and brain function as the real AOC! This gave me confidence that neoTerran voodoo rituals might actually work.
My research revealed that traditional Voodoo rituals require sprinkling the subject with the blood of a freshly slain chicken. I realized that this would only embolden AOC’s fight against farting cows and that Chick Fil-A sauce would be far more potent. (Important disclaimer: Chick Fil-A has not endorsed or participated in any way).
I anointed her with the sacred sauce, placed her in a Wuhan Flu container and cast her into the depths of the frozen farting-cow section of the freezer.
I anoint thee with Chick-fil-A
And cast thee into the freezer tray
“Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo”
Last year, I got really tired of listening to AOC talking total nonsense about the Green New Deal and I decided to do something about it.
I discovered a company making a "Real Life Action Figure" of AOC and decided that it just might work as a voodoo doll. I ordered the realistic "action figure" and anxiously waited for its arrival.
When it arrived I took the doll to my secret underground laboratory where we have advanced Terran Alliance technology. I was able to determine that the inanimate doll had the exact same brain waves and brain function as the real AOC! This gave me confidence that neoTerran voodoo rituals might actually work.
My research revealed that traditional Voodoo rituals require sprinkling the subject with the blood of a freshly slain chicken. I realized that this would only embolden AOC’s fight against farting cows and that Chick Fil-A sauce would be far more potent. (Important disclaimer: Chick Fil-A has not endorsed or participated in any way).
I anointed her with the sacred sauce, placed her in a Wuhan Flu container and cast her into the depths of the frozen farting-cow section of the freezer.
I anoint thee with Chick-fil-A
And cast thee into the freezer tray
“Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo”
After several months, I'm happy to report that neoTerran voodoo works!!! She has hardly talked about Global Warming at all since her doll has been freezing its plastic butt off. In fact, the jabbed and boosted Congressperson was last reported to be snuggling under a warm blanket with a mild case of COVID.
I vow to keep her in the deep-freeze FOREVER.
In related news, AOC has decided to take a break from Twitter. Maybe I should turn the freezer down a few more degrees. www.zerohedge.com/political/aoc-takes-break-twitter-after-mean-tweets-trigger-anxiety
I vow to keep her in the deep-freeze FOREVER.
In related news, AOC has decided to take a break from Twitter. Maybe I should turn the freezer down a few more degrees. www.zerohedge.com/political/aoc-takes-break-twitter-after-mean-tweets-trigger-anxiety
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