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Get Woke Go Broke

7/14/2022

In the spirit of true wokeness Victoria's Secret decided to abandon their beautiful 'Angles' for more 'all-inclusive' models. Please note, I'm not mocking the models they chose for their new branding... However, I honestly thought this was a stupid strategy since Walmart and Target already own the everyday undie market.

With share prices plunging even more than their bras, VS is laying off 160 management executives from their home office (The share price has dropped from $65 just 5 months ago to $27 today).

Maybe they can all get jobs on the Keystone Pipeline.

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Let Them Eat Bugs

7/14/2022

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I've been writing about bug burgers for awhile now since the elites said we have to stop eating meat to save Terra from disaster.

Well Cricket Puffs have arrived. I did learn something from the label "People who are allergic to shellfish may also be allergic to crickets." YAY

At first I thought this was a Photoshop prank. But I found their website and it is for real. Click the pic and order your cricket snacks today!

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Georgia Guidestones

7/14/2022

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The Georgia Guidestones, often called the American Stonehenge, were commissioned by a secretive, anonymous group and were erected in 1980.

The granite monoliths are 16 feet tall and inscribed with ten 'commandments' stated in eight different languages. (click the pic)

Many conservatives believe the monument was created by Rosicrucians or some secret cabal attempting to establish a New World Order (such as the Club of Rome).

On the other hand, some Progressives claim it was the work of White Supremacists.

However, the actual origin remains a mystery to this day and will likely never be revealed.

Last week, the monolith was destroyed in what has been described as an act of terrorism. After careful review of photographic evidence, the culprit has been identified.

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Clown World

7/10/2022

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The Strongest Economy In History
On Thursday, Press Secretary Jean-Pierre declared that we are enjoying the strongest economy in history. It sure doesn't feel that way to me.

SO, I offer you a choice.

Click the Blue Pill. Continue as a Progressive and believe whatever they tell you to believe.

Click the Red Pill and stay in Reality.

Unintended Side Effects
This may be the BEST Clown World story in a long time. A Texas woman, Brandy Battone, was pulled over for driving in the High Occupancy Vehicle (HOV) lane by herself. When the police asked her where the other passenger was, very pregnant Battone pointed to her stomach and said "right here". OMG, the cop told her the law "requires the passenger to be outside of her body"... I can't stop laughing!

She was issued a ticket which she is fighting based on the overturn of RvW and Texas law which declares the unborn child to be a human individual. You really have to love conservative women!

Dr Seuss' Revenge
Do you remember when the Progressives canceled Dr. Seuss last year? Of course you do! CNN celebrated the occasion but a more clever commentator responded in Seussian rhyme.

   Freedom of speech has nary a booster:
   Not at The Atlantic nor Simon & Schuster.
   The New York Times will bellow and bleat,
   And the silence will echo down Mulberry Street.

   No, this won’t do, this won’t do at all --
   This won’t do, these minds so small!
   If they see just one word that they deem indiscreet
   They’ll melt into puddles on old Mulberry Street.

Read the whole Seussian story here: It's pretty awesome. www.nationalreview.com/2021/03/last-exit-to-mulberry-street/

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Reversal of Fortune
Three months ago the thought-police at Twitter were all enraged that Elon Musk was attempting to buy the company for well above market value at $54.20/share. (TWTR was trading in the $38-39 range prior to Musk's offer).

Discovery proceedings to establish the true value of the company have exposed rampant use of bots and fake accounts which artificially boost Twitter's 'audience' (and projected advertising value).

Musk has now officially withdrawn from the deal. You would think that the Twitterati would be celebrating... right?

Nope! Parag Agrawal, the Indian CEO of Twitter, said they are "willing to go to war" to force Musk to complete the buyout.
nypost.com/2022/07/08/twitter-ceo-willing-to-go-to-war-to-make-elon-musk-deal-happen/

As of yesterday (prior to Musk's announcement) TWTR had already fallen back to $36.81. It will be fun to see what happens next week!

Slavery Continues...
This story is so sad it doesn't belong in Clown World. It's only here to expose the hypocrisy of Progressives.

I am really, REALLY tired of hearing white Progressives ranting on Twitter, Tik Tok (and in classrooms) about America's evil, white racist past. Slavery did not originate here. It was brought here from the Old World and it continues in the Old World to this day.

Nigerian Senator Ike Ekweremadu and his wife transported a 21-year old slave to the UK to harvest his kidney for their ailing daughter. The slave escaped and went to the police and the elite couple was arrested at Heathrow. Sadly, the Nigerian government is protesting their arrest.

BTW, here are 15 countries where slavery, forced servitude and child exploitation are widely allowed.

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Boogeymen of Doom - Scarcity

7/9/2022

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Global Progressive elites (like the good folks at the World Economic Forum (WEF) and the Biden Administration are intentionally destroying human prosperity using the Boogeymen of Doom to convince the populace they must subjugate themselves to the New Aristocracy.

At center stage is Climate Hysteria. This is a fabricated narrative that Global Cooling->Global Warming->Climate Change is an existential threat that will destroy human civilization. It is always 20-30 years away so that each new generation will believe a fresh recantation of the bullshit (cue Greta Thunberg).

Climate Hysteria is now being used to intentionally create the food shortages and famine that the elites have been erroneously predicting for the past 80 years. I call this boogeyman Scary Scarcity.

Of course it helps to have ongoing scamdemics (plague and pestilence) and the threat of nuclear war to round out the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

I assert that this is intentional and offer the following segments as proof.

Nitrogen Is Now Nasty
A few years ago the Climate Hysterians declared that Nitrogen (along with evil CO2) is BAD for the climate. This is surprising because Nitrogen makes up 78% of the atmosphere and is absolutely essential to life.

Plants are unable to extract Nitrogen from the atmosphere and must get Nitrogen compounds from the soil. The primary purpose of synthetic fertilizers is to provide the Nitrogen plants need.
www.greenwaybiotech.com/blogs/gardening-articles/whats-the-function-of-nitrogen-n-in-plants

Back in February I wrote about how synthetic fertilizers are produced and that Natural Gas (a fossil fuel) is the primary ingredient.
neoterra.us/blog/self-inflicted-scarcity-fertilizer

It is estimated that 40% of the global food supply (and billions of lives) depend on synthetic fertilizer.

Consequently, it is astounding that the elite 'Greens' have declared war on Nitrogen and synthetic fertilizers.... to save the Climate.

Sri Lanka
Sri Lanka has been teetering on chaos for months. The crisis there is not due to the pandemic or the war in Ukraine. It is a direct result of the 'Green" government's ban on synthetic fertilizer more than a year ago. Predictably, there were widespread crop failures and food is in short supply.

It will very likely get much worse as self-inflicted fertilizer shortages in Europe hurt crop production around the world this year.

Today (July 9th) an angry mob of over 100,000 people stormed the Presidential Palace forcing the President to flee. (Click the pics) Of course this is nothing compared to the January 6th 'insurrection' when a clown in a buffalo costume took a walk through the Capital.

Update: the President has fled the country and the Prime Minister has stepped down.

The Netherlands
When the entire world can see what's taking place in Sri Lanka, you would think that other governments would take notice that 'Green Extreme' doesn't end well. Unfortunately the Netherlands appears to be blind.

The Dutch government is determined to reduce Nitrogen emissions by 50% over the next eight years. They acknowledge that thousands of farms will be forced out of business... for the good of the climate and environment. "The honest message ... is that not all farmers can continue their business,"

It is no surprise that farmers are not very happy with a government determined to destroy their livelihood and exacerbate the global food crisis. Over 30,000 farmers have gathered in protest and are blocking roads and food distribution centers.

Since the gov seems unwilling to back down the farmers have resorted to spraying government buildings with liquefied pig manure. YAY! You just can't make this shit up (gosh I love my own jokes).

After police fired on the farmer's tractors, the farmers brought in a TANK. Of course that's nothing compared to the Jan 6th 'Insurrection'. Click the pics.

Conclusion
These are just two indisputable examples. Governments around the world are using Climate Hysteria to create a global food shortage. You will own nothing and be happy, you will eat bugs and it is ALL INTENTIONAL.

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Clown World

7/3/2022

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Abortion Teepees
I will again repeat that I am not engaging in the pro-life/pro-choice debate. I am merely mocking absurdity.

Last week a Progressive brain trust led by AOC and Elizabeth Warren suggested establishing Planned Parenthood outposts on Federal land (such as National Parks) in anti-abortion states to defy those state's laws.

There is a suggestion that "They could put up tents, have trained personnel -- and be there to help people who need it." However, I think that Senator Warren, in honor of her Native American heritage, would favor teepee clinics instead of colonizer tents.

The idea that the Federal Government (or any State or Local government) can defy the Supreme Court is stupid on the surface. Furthermore, the Hyde Amendment prohibits the use of federal funds to pay for abortions except to save the life of the woman or in cases of incest or rape. (Note: 17 states utilize state funds to pay for abortions and will continue to do so). twitter.com/cakitchener/status/1541499684790870019

Cognitive Dissonance
I am always amazed how people can rationalize total bullshit. In an Associated Press poll on Wednesday 85% of Americans said the Nation is on the wrong track... including 78% of Democrats.

However, in the very same poll, 39% (almost entirely Democrats) approve of Joe's job in office. How can anyone think the country is going down the crapper and simultaneously say Joe is doing great??

I'm glad you asked! Democrats continue to make endless excuses for Joe's incompetence.

"There’s very little he can do without everyone blaming him for everything,”
"his opposition is so bad. I just don’t feel the Democratic Congress is doing enough.”

Click the pic for the source.

Trump Takes The Wheel
We've all heard Cassidy Hutchinson's second (or third) hand allegations that Trump assaulted his Secret Service detail and tried to grab the steering wheel of the Presidential Limo (aka The Beast) on January 6th.

We now have shocking video proof of her testimony and evidence that President Trump is actually John Wick.

Click the vid... you'll be glad you did :-) It's only 9 seconds, for goodness sake.

Break The Law, Get Rewards
The Progressive utopia of California will now become the first state to provide illegal immigrants with food assistance benefits at the taxpayers expense. All low-income illegals over age 55 are eligible. “California is once again making history by removing xenophobic exclusions to our state’s safety net,”

Illegals are already complaining that the new handouts aren't good enough... the whole family should get subsidies; not just those over 55. “I am heartbroken to know that this proposal will continue to exclude undocumented children and adults under the age of 55,"
calmatters.org/california-divide/2022/06/california-food-assistance/

On May 1, about 235,000 illegals aged 50 and older gained new access to Medi-Cal under a law signed last summer. A second proposal, unveiled in Newsom’s January budget, would include another 700,000 iillegals in the 26 to 49 age group, starting as early as 2024, if approved in this year’s final budget. Children and young adults are already eligible.

So, over 1 million illegals in California will be receiving free food and health care at the taxpayers expense. YAY!
calmatters.org/health/2022/02/medi-cal-expansion-immigrants/

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Shortage Report

7/2/2022

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Morning After
I suppose I should have predicted this one last week.

There is now a shortage of 'emergency contraceptive pills' (i.e. morning after pills) as women rush out to stock up. I guess that whole 'sex strike' thing isn't getting much traction.

Toilet Water
First, they want you to give up meat and eat bugs to save the planet. Now, they want you to drink toilet water. YAY!

Since fresh water is running out in places like California, there is a global initiative to recycle sewage. AND NO, I'm not talking about using grey-water for lawns or crops (which makes sense)... I'm talking about drinking water.

Brewerkz, a craft brewery in Singapore has recently introduced NEWBrew, a beer made from recycled sewage. 58 year old Chew Wei Lian, who recently tried the beer, told Bloomberg: “I seriously couldn’t tell this was made of toilet water. I don’t mind having it if it was in the fridge."

Ironically, Los Angeles has been blocking construction of desalinization plants for 20 years, but they are actively considering recycling literal shit. I really have no objection to recycling sewage but I can't imagine that it's a more economical or hygienic solution than desalinization when you have an ocean nearby.... but that's how people 'think' in Progressive Utopia. Click the pic.

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Self Inflicted Scarcity

7/2/2022

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This is a subject that I have to keep pounding on. Joe and the Progressives are intentionally destroying prosperity in America. Remember when the United States was not only energy independent, but we were exporting energy for the first time in 70 years? Remember when gas was under $2.00/gallon. Sure You Do.

Joe and his apologists keep insisting that record inflation and record energy prices are not their fault. They are lying.

Here is Biden's climate advisor Gina McCarthy bragging about all the jobs they have wiped out in the energy sector. I quote "We just had a recent report that is showing all of the energy and the employment stats from last year. Clean energy is winning. Fossil fuels losing jobs.”

The Department Of Energy report she is referring to shows that over 37,000 jobs were lost in the energy sector last year and the destruction is continuing. Click the pic

This is all intentional. The Administration brags about destroying American Energy on one hand and tries to claim they have no control over prices on the other.

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The Liberal World Order

7/2/2022

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Brian Deese, from BlackRock, is the Director of the National Economic Council under Biden and also served as an economic advisor to Obama.

Since BlackRock is closely allied with the World Economic Forum (WEF) and Klaus Schwab, the following comments should come as NO surprise. Energy scarcity and backbreaking prices are "about the future of the Liberal World Order and we have to stand firm".

Of course Progressive Media is dancing around the statement claiming that The Liberal World Order is all about Democracy. BULLSHIT, I did not vote for shortages, or poverty or a recession.

Please keep in mind that Mayor Pete has also been indoctrinated and financed as a Young Global Leader of the WEF.

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