Damn It!! I just published Clown World two days ago and I'm already falling behind.
Chinese spy balloons are floating over the Americas. The first balloon was sighted floating over American missile silos in Montana but it has now moved across much of the United States. It is surprising that the balloon wasn't noticed over Washington or Oregon on its eastward journey... but those states are Communist Colonies so they probably welcomed the incursion.
Our woke military is unwilling to shoot them down. The Military claims that they are afraid people on the ground might be harmed by wreckage... which is total bullshit. If you've ever been to Montana you would know that you could drop a 747 and have almost zero % chance of hitting a human being (and a .001% chance of hitting a cow).
In fact, the entire population of Montana is just over 1 Million people which is fewer than the number of illegal aliens that Joe allows into our country every few months. If the balloon were floating over the Arizona border then military action might be a hazard... but Montana??
You just cannot make this shit up!
Additional balloons have since been located over Canada and Latin America.
Chinese spy balloons are floating over the Americas. The first balloon was sighted floating over American missile silos in Montana but it has now moved across much of the United States. It is surprising that the balloon wasn't noticed over Washington or Oregon on its eastward journey... but those states are Communist Colonies so they probably welcomed the incursion.
Our woke military is unwilling to shoot them down. The Military claims that they are afraid people on the ground might be harmed by wreckage... which is total bullshit. If you've ever been to Montana you would know that you could drop a 747 and have almost zero % chance of hitting a human being (and a .001% chance of hitting a cow).
In fact, the entire population of Montana is just over 1 Million people which is fewer than the number of illegal aliens that Joe allows into our country every few months. If the balloon were floating over the Arizona border then military action might be a hazard... but Montana??
You just cannot make this shit up!
Additional balloons have since been located over Canada and Latin America.
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Honestly, what could possibly explain this absurd situation?? I have a theory!
I have a closing thought for your amusement.
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