Clown World

In a polarized world, rational people are hated by both sides.  
 - mark@neoTerra

Oh Velveeta
I honestly thought it would be difficult to top last week's story where the State of California declared that bumble bees can identify as fish.   However, Kraft-Heinz has risen to the occasion by introducing drippy cheese-scented Velveeta nail polish.  YAY!

It's called Pinkie Polish and it comes in two colors:  red and Velveeta... I quote:

• "VELVEETA is known for its rich, creamy texture and cheesy, melty goodness, so what better way to bring this to life for our fans than with something equally as rich and creamy — nail polish,  Our VELVEETA Pinkies Out Polish gives pleasure seekers everywhere an irresistible new way to show the world that they are living "La Dolce Velveeta" by living pinkies out."

Note: the company warns that the nail polish smells like cheese but it isn't edible... so I guess it really is a lot like Velveeta.

Click the pic to order your TODAY!

Farting Cows
We all remember when AOC said we need to get rid of farting cows to save Terra from climate disaster.

Well New Zealand is now planning to tax cow farts (and sheep  burps) to save the planet from this existential threat.

Please recall that Jacinda Ardern, the Prime Minister of New Zealand, has been indoctrinated through the World Economic Forum's (WEF) Young Global Leaders program.

You can't make this stuff up.... from the BBC.  www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/61747986#:~:text=%22We've%20been%20working%20with,New%20Zealand%2C%20told%20the%20BBC.

Pet Rescue Insanity
Remember when John Wick went on a vengeful rampage because some Russian criminals killed his dog?  Of course you do.  It is an established scientific fact that gun owners LOVE dogs.

Well, as of this week Kim Sill (or is it Sim Kill) who operates an animal rescue facility in California (of course) will no longer allow gun owners to adopt abandoned pets.  She states "If you lie about being a NRA supporter, make no mistake, we will sue you for fraud.”   Hiring virtue signaling lawyers instead of providing food and medicine certainly seems like the best way to care for needy pets.

What if needy pets have to be euthanized because they can't be placed??  Well... “If I go out of business, as a result, I go out of business."   This will probably be good news for Vietnamese restaurants in the area.

Can the 'humanitarian' left become any more inhumane?  www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/animal-shelter-nra-gun-restriction-foes-no-pets-rcna32674