Clown World

Happy Sunday!!

Clown World almost writes itself... what an insane time to be alive!   It is a bit short this week; I'm trying to catch up after our trip to Florida (I love Florida) and then I was sick for a week.   I'm back to 100% now.

Abstain From Whiteness For Lent
Damn, it seems like Chicago makes it into Clown World almost every week... it must be due to their incredible competitive spirit. The people of Chicago are on a diligent, and highly determined race to the bottom.

The First United Church of Oak Park has decided to abstain from 'whiteness' for Lent.  YAY!

"In our worship services throughout Lent, we will not be using any music or liturgy written or composed by white people... united in the body of Christ with people of all ages, nations, races, and origins."  Except, of course, for people of white nations, races and origins (like Catholics, Lutherans, Episcopalians... you know... Christians)
rumble.com/vzskhx-fasting-from-whiteness.html

Easter is only one week away... so only one more week of non-whiteness.

UBI With A Twist
Residents of Palm Springs, CA are now eligible to receive UBI of up to $900/month just for identifying as transgender or nonbinary - no strings attached.  This is clearly just hypocritical virtue signalling since the city has allocated only enough money to fund 20 people.   But it sure gets good press in Progressive Utopia.
www.foxnews.com/politics/california-city-universal-income-transgender-residents

I'm NOT A Biologist
This story is a week old, but it is a perfect segway into the next story... so here it is.

When Senator Blackburn asked Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson to define what a 'woman' is, Jackson replied "I'm not a biologist".

In spite of the fact that she doesn't know what a woman is, she has been confirmed with the help of three RINOs.

Prophecy
About 18 months ago I wrote a snarky newsletter about companies racing to change their branding in an orgy of pandering. At the time, Aunt Jemima, Uncle Bens,  Cream of Wheat and (most hilarious) Eskimo Pie were all on the chopping block.  (All have since been re-branded).

At the time, I speculated that they would just have to kill Cracker Jack, as well.

Well, my sarcastic prophecy has come true!  Introducing Cracker Jill (just in time for for trans men to take over women's sports).  The five Jills were inspired by the most represented ethnicities in the US according to data from the US Census Bureau.... virtue signaling at its very finest.  YAY!

I think I might send a few bags to Ketanji Brown Jackson to help her with biology.

The Discovery of Pelosium
Some interesting news from Chicago.  Scientists at Fermi Lab have discovered a discrepancy in the weight of the W Boson (note this is not related to the Bisons they have at the lab which are MUCH heavier). 

The weights of all sub-atomic particles are precisely predicted by long-standing theory.  If the discrepancy is confirmed by other experiments it will indicate that the theory is flawed. (click the pic).

This has caused one commentator on ARF (who shall remain nameless) to speculate that a new theory might lead to discovery of  an entirely new element, which would be named Pelosium.  (In honor of our esteemed Speaker of the House).

As everyone knows (except Ketanji... she's not a physicist), normal matter is composed of protons, neutrons and electrons.  Pelosium, however, is a new form of dark matter composed of entirely new particles called morons, peons and stolen elect-tions.

As with ordinary matter, the peons and morons are extremely dense. The stolen elect-tions, on the other hand, exist in the cloud and are extremely elusive.

The symbol for Pelosium is PU.  The atomic mass continuously increases along with the national debt resulting in the formation of numerous isodopes.   When the atomic mass reaches 30 Trillion then Pelosium collapses into a black hole from which neither light nor common sense can escape.

Follow the science, folks... follow the science.