The Queen's Ketchup
Queen Elizabeth is launching her own brand of royal condiments starting with ... KETCHUP. YAY!!
It is allegedly made at Her Majesty's Sandringham Estate with ingredients from the grounds. This will be the perfect sauce when the Great Reset arrives and royalty is re-established to rule over global serfdom.
The Royal ketchup will join the Queen's other exclusive products which include Gin and English craft ale. God Save The Queen!
The Toughest Job In America
Explaining away Joe's gaffs. You Go Girl!!
Ukraine Narratives
There is nothing funny about the invasion of Ukraine but there are sure some genuine Clown World narratives taking place.
First in line is Mitt Romney stating that the invasion is (indirectly) Trump's fault. To be fair, he does mention Russian aggression in Crimea, but he doesn't mention that occurred under Obama/Biden. He then criticizes "the shortsightedness of 'America First' ".
Next in line, we have Mr. Putin, himself, who has now gone on record saying he attacked Ukraine to fight NAZIs. He states they are there to “embark on a demilitarization and denazification of Ukraine, and handing over to justice those who committed numerous atrocities against civilians.”... while they kill civilians.
I have saved the best for last. John Kerry has expressed concern that the invasion will distract people from the importance of Climate Change... "you’re going to lose peoples’ focus. You’re going to lose certainly big country [sic] attention because they will be diverted. And I think you could have a damaging impact,” ... “I hope President Putin will help us to stay on track with respect to what we need to do for the climate.”
Every now and then I have to mock a Conservative. I do admire politicians who strive for complete transparency... but this isn't exactly the type of transparency I had in mind.
Sarah, a 37 year old lawyer is running for office in Texas. When told she needed a lot more cash for advertising she tweeted "They said I needed money. I have other assets,"
So, she made a TikTok ad showing herself topless on an oil rig. I do like the way she used the 'stars' to show her devotion to Texas.
OMG, we have the first major conflict in Europe in 75 years. Biden went on vacation and Nancy is incoherently rambling about the invasion of Hungry. The two most powerful people on the planet.... this is just embarrassing.