My favorite segment. Mocking hypocrisy and stupidity since 2020.
Carjackers are Unloved
Carjackings are out of control in Chicago... over 430 in the first three months of this year, which is roughly 5 per day. Following a Chicago Police report showing that 57% of carjackings are committed by juveniles, Mayor Beetlejuice said it's because the youth of the city are "unloved", and went on to say it's because of remote learning sparked by COVID.
"I’ll be frank and say in Chicago there was a correlation we believe between remote learning and the rise in carjackings,"
There you have it folks. It's not because of defunding police. It's not because of revolving-door lax prosecution. It's not because of deranged Progressive policies. Most of all... It's not her fault!
Ukrainian Innovation
While the situation in Ukraine is no laughing matter they have come up with an innovative way to obtain Russian weapons at a discount. The government is now offering bounties on Russian planes, tanks, choppers and ships. Best of all, even Russian soldiers can qualify for the bounty. Here's a sample with prices in USD.
- Combat Aircraft - $1,000,000
- Combat Helicopter - $500,000
- Tank - $100,000
Based on the $13.6 BILLION in aid that Biden signed off in the emergency spending package, I believe that Ukraine could buy the entire Russian army. YAY!! Buy your way to victory!
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