Progressive Utopia is crumbling. Beware of Barfing unicorns.
Raccoons Are Smart
Spiraling Crime
Progressive Urban Socialists (PUS) just can't understand why crime is out of control in their urban utopian domains.
Here is a hint... it is their own damn fault and it's intentional. In June a couple of really nice guys were arrested in California (of course) with 150,000 fentanyl pills they were transporting from Mexico to Washington state. The District Attorney released them without bail 18 hours later and didn't even bother to inform the County Sheriff.
Guess what... on Thursday they failed to show up for their hearing. SURPRISE! They are nowhere to be found.
kmph.com/news/local/low-risk-fentanyl-traffickers-no-shows-in-court-after-released-without-bail
Anarchy For Kids
I know that Joe doesn't believe ANTIFA exists or that it consists of anti-American terrorists. But I respectfully disagree.
As proof, I want to inform you that The Black Rose Anarchist Federation of Portland, Oregon is again holding its Budding Rose summer camp for grammar-school kids. YAY!
blackrosefed.org/
The curriculum teaches kids to hate whiteness, hate the patriarchy, hate the police, and embrace globalism. Oh... it also teaches how to engage in protests. www.buddingroses.org/curriculum
I know, I know... you're disappointed that you can't send your kids because Portland is so far away. So, here are links to some of the study materials so you can teach your kids at home. Resistance is definitely my favorite. Click the pics
For this, they each deserve the coveted Hypocrite Asshole of the Decade award. YAY!
Brandon Falls
A popular new vacation destination!! People have put a marker named "Brandon Falls" on Google Maps to mark the location where Joe fell off his bike. Google took it down but it's back. I imagine the tug-o-war with Google will continue until people get tired of the joke. Click the pic... the reviews are GREAT!
Even more better... #Bidening is trending. People are taking pictures or videos of themselves reenacting the historic event.
Update: It appears that rumors are true. Biden is losing support among young people.