Clown World

My favorite segment.  So much hypocrisy.  So much deceit.  And so little time.

As an aside, my hair isn't completely white yet (I gave up whiteness for Lent), but I'm thinking about cultivating the Mark Twain hair style.  I just don't know if I can master the bushy, unkempt mustache.

Happy Easter!
In my Clown World segment last week I reported that the First United Church of Oak Park, IL, gave up whiteness for lent.

I set my alarm for 00:01 this morning so I could celebrate the arrival of Easter and my release from white banishment.  YAY!

HAPPY EASTER my friends.  A day of rebirth and a day for restoring our belief that we have a greater purpose beyond our mortal selves.  (unless you belong to the First United Church of Oak Park).

Mother Nature Has A Sense of Humor
We all know that anyone who drives a Prius is dedicated to saving Mother Nature from existential Climate Change (or virtue signalling).

Well, here's how She shows her appreciation.  Smitten by the very finger of God.   LOL.

• Sidebar - I suppose it could be CGI (no thunderclap?).  But I don't care... I had to share.
  

COVID Continues
On April 13th The CDC has retained/extended mask mandates for Americans flying/traveling.
www.cdc.gov/media/releases/2022/s0413-mask-order.html

In a perfect example of media pandering to the socialists.  Here is MSNBC asking Fauci "Why only 15 days".  Thus giving Fauci the opportunity to appear relevant and say "We really do need more time".

In a sane world the only possible question would be "Mr. Fauci, why do you still have a job?"

Illegals Don't Have COVID
Ironically (or perhaps intentionally), Biden is dropping Title 42 and allowing another massive surge of illegal invaders into the United States.

• Sidebar - Title 42 is a public health policy that Trump utilized to force illegals, apprehended in the US, back into Mexico.

SO, while the CDC is extending mask mandates on American citizens they simultaneously released the following statement:

"After considering current public health conditions and an increased availability of tools to fight COVID-19 (such as highly effective vaccines and therapeutics), the CDC Director has determined that an Order suspending the right to introduce migrants into the United States is no longer necessary"

The idiots at CNN claim that there is a huge backlog of "asylum seekers" at the border who have been turned away by Title 42.  But they go on to say that "The Border Patrol made more than 158,000 arrests there in February, up from January when there were nearly 148,000 apprehensions".. Folks, this means that more illegals invaded our country in February alone then the entire Russian army that invaded Ukraine (which is estimated to be 150,000).

How can anyone say that Title 42 is a "Roadblock" when over 2 MILLION illegals have flooded into our country since Biden took office.

Free Cell Phones
Illegal invaders are being given FREE cellphones at the taxpayers expense... at YOUR expense.   When a reporter asked Peppermint Patti if the Administration would also offer free phones to American Citizens ( LOL) she changed the subject and asked "Should we not be tracking migrants who irregularly cross the border".

Well Jen, I have two comments

1. A cell phone isn't an ankle bracelet. You can't track someone if they give it away or sell it for a quick buck
2. We shouldn't be tracking them... we should be sending them back to Mexico rather than giving them free phones, free lodging and free transportation.

So, as a public service suggestion, if you want free cell service, go down to California, pretend to be an undocumented alien (you can use the name Pablo Escobar), get a free phone.  If they ever call you to appear in court (there's already 2 MILLION ahead of you) then just throw the phone away.  YAY!