Do you remember the classic line from Starship Troopers??? "Bugs KILL THEM ALL!!" Of course you do. We all remember Johnny Rico.
Well the folks at the Great Reset have a new slogan. "Bugs, Eat Them All". Because eating meat causes Global Warming and if we eat bugs like good virtuous serfs we can save the climate. Eliminating meat is Goal #4 for the year 2030.
neoterra.us/blog/sustaining-liberty-the-great-reset
Those empty shelves at the market and the spiraling cost of real meat are meant to convince you that bugs are yummy, delicious and nutritious. Well, they probably are, but I don't want to eat them.
So, bug-burgers are the new Beyond Meat with Insect Burgers being sold in Germany and Switzerland. Mealworms (mehlwurmen) and maggots are the preferred source of protein.
You might ask, “why should I have to eat maggots?” Well, silly, I already told you in the previous post. To save the Climate and foster global equity WE have to give up travel, live in a 160 square foot doghouse, wear a mask, get many jabs, abandon air-conditioning and ….eat bugs. Got it?? AND you WILL be happy!!
I know you want to get in on the ground floor and start your very own Cricket Ranch. Here’s a handy guide 😊 https://www.eatcrickster.com/blog/cricket-farming
Crickets are a great way to get into bug cuisine because they're so cute a cuddly. BUT black soldier flies are the BEST! “A couple grams of black soldier fly eggs will yield kilos of maggots in as little as two weeks. That’s stunning!”
Entofresh "Protein that doesn’t cost the Earth". Yummy.
Bugs In The Kitchen
Remember the olden days when seeing roaches in the kitchen was disgusting?? Not any more!! Now we are enlightened and roaches are delicious!!!
For those of you who are bookworms (Gosh I love my own jokes 😊 ). Here are some cookbooks to get you started on the path to being virtuous Climate Crusaders.
Should We ALL Be Eating Insects
Of course we should. To save the Climate. Just wash them down with a couple of Margaritas and head over to kickboxing class.