Honestly – In my wildest moments of satire I can’t come up with crap like this.
The UN has declared that we are facing a new, serious shortage that threatens our sustainability. Is it a shortage of oil?? A shortage of rare metals needed to make batteries?? Perhaps a shortage of clean healthy water??
NOPE – we are threatened by a shortage of… SAND. I quote “the world is facing a shortage –[of sand] — and climate scientists say it constitutes one of the greatest sustainability challenges of the 21st century”. Those clever climate scientists. When Global Warming is proven to be a hoax they can get new lucrative jobs at the UN as Sandologists (my new word).
The threat is so dire the UN has created a new institute (at our expense) to study the SAND Crisis. Please keep me honest and check it yourself. https://unepgrid.ch/en/activity/sand
We will need to embrace Global Sand Management (by the wise and benevolent UN) to fight against thriving “sand mafias”. Good globalist places (like Amsterdam) have already committed to be 100% Sand Neutral by 2050! https://www.cnbc.com/2021/03/05/sand-shortage-the-world-is-running-out-of-a-crucial-commodity.html
The UN has declared that we are facing a new, serious shortage that threatens our sustainability. Is it a shortage of oil?? A shortage of rare metals needed to make batteries?? Perhaps a shortage of clean healthy water??
NOPE – we are threatened by a shortage of… SAND. I quote “the world is facing a shortage –[of sand] — and climate scientists say it constitutes one of the greatest sustainability challenges of the 21st century”. Those clever climate scientists. When Global Warming is proven to be a hoax they can get new lucrative jobs at the UN as Sandologists (my new word).
The threat is so dire the UN has created a new institute (at our expense) to study the SAND Crisis. Please keep me honest and check it yourself. https://unepgrid.ch/en/activity/sand
We will need to embrace Global Sand Management (by the wise and benevolent UN) to fight against thriving “sand mafias”. Good globalist places (like Amsterdam) have already committed to be 100% Sand Neutral by 2050! https://www.cnbc.com/2021/03/05/sand-shortage-the-world-is-running-out-of-a-crucial-commodity.html
| If you can’t sleep at night please read the 56 page UN report. “Sand And Sustainability: Finding New Solutions For Environmental Governance of Global Sand Resources” (you can just click the image to the right) I can’t believe that AOC has not picked up on this emerging threat to humanity. I’m waiting for her to propose a Brown New Deal. I leave you with one closing thought on this issue… |  |
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