TWO WEEKS!

Hello Everyone.   I have sad news to report.  The World is going to end in two weeks... on June 21st... the first day of summer.

How do I know this???  Because climate expert Greta Thunberg said so five years ago.... and time has run out.

I recall when the Mayan Calendar reached the End-Of-Days in 2012 and people actually believed that humanity would be wiped out.

I held a pre-pocalypse party in 2012 to celebrate!   Prepocalypse??? You ask??  Well... it would have been a real tragedy if the world ended BEFORE the party.   SO, the party was scheduled pre-apocalypse.  Get it?

In honor of Al Gore, I'm thinking I should host a pre-boiling-oceans party for June 18th.  We will have a few days to sober up before the oceans boil on the 21st.  YAY!     Anybody in??

I suppose that Greta will disapprove of a pre-boiling-ocean party.  Oh well, she's not invited.