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Cinco de Meow

5/5/2024

May is a magnificent month ... maybe the best month ever.

We start the month with May Day (perfectly named since it occurs in May) which is an international celebration of our Socialist overlords. Yes, I know that Wikipedia claims it's an ancient festival of Spring but Wikipedia is a disinformation outlet for the Socialist overlords ... DUH!

Then we have May The Fourth Be With You.

AND, today is Cinco de Meow. I have no idea why the Mexicans have a holiday dedicated to five cats, but any excuse to eat delicious Mexican cuisine and drink Tequila is fine by me.

Ironically, Cinco de Meow always falls on the 5th day of May so it's totally appropriate to consume a 5th (i.e. 750 ml) of Tequila ... I think they planned it that way back when they were inventing the metric system.

A-MAY-Zing May continues with far more special holidays than actual days. YAY!

For example we have:

National Anxiety Disorders Screening Day
National Mental Health Provider Appreciation Day
National Children’s Mental Health Awareness Day
World Schizophrenia Awareness Day

The focus on anxiety and schizophrenia makes total sense considering all the Tequila.

BUT, my personnel favorite celebration is .... Tourette Syndrome Awareness Month ... seriously what the f***ing, Hell is that $hit about?? I plan to do my part by cursing wildly all month!!

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May The Fourth Be With You

5/4/2024

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May 4th has become recognized as Star Wars Day throughout the civilized worlds of the Galaxy.

This is the day when we celebrate the triumph of a rebellious band of rural Constitutionals over the F15s and Nukes of Emperor Biden (ooops... I meant the Death Star of Emperor Palpatine). I doubt such a story could be made in Hollywood today!

It is also an important birthday. Happy Birthday to all of the rebels !!

As a closing note. Joe may indeed have F15s and Nukes, but when he puts his helmet on, he doesn't seem so scary.

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Clown World - The Biden Cabinet

5/3/2024

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No folks, I'm not referring to one of Jill's kitchen cabinets ... I'm referring to the team of "experts" who run the United States of America.

We are all familiar with Mayor Pete who was selected as Secretary of Transportation for his expertise in eliminating some one-way streets in South Bend, Indiana.

Today, however, I'd like to introduce y'all to Jared Bernstein who is Joe Biden's Chief Economic Advisor. His education includes a bachelor's degree in Music, a Master of Social Work and a DSW in Social Welfare.

Somehow, Democrats believe he is qualified to manage the largest and most complex economy in Human History. (Senator Joe Manchin was the only Dem to vote against the appointment).

Of course it's possible that he's a really smart guy despite his irrelevant education. Please, PLEASE, watch the following interview and judge for yourself!

If we continue to elect Democrats this is where we'll be in a few more years.

Actually, $50 Billion for a Coke was the "Good Old Days" in Zimbabwe. By the time their economy totally collapsed the exchange rate hit 35 QUADRILLION dollars to ONE US Dollar!! That's 35,000,000,000,000,000 for those who are counting zeros.

Once we get to that point, the Democratic Socialists will just take EVERYTHING. Imagine having to pay $87 Trillion in property taxes.

Everyone will beg the UN for a global Central Bank Digital Currency.

If you don't believe it could happen, please watch the Bernstein video again ... and then think about how our National Debt is now more than $34 TRILLION.

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