Category: Fertilizer

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5/30/2022

The weekly segment where I mock the absurdity engulfing our nation and the world.

I'm not sure about making older women SO very happy... but I admire Ben so I'm gonna cut him some slack on this one.

Pee On Your Plants
I suppose this is better than 'poop in you pants'... Remember when I wrote about the fertilizer shortage in North Korea (NorK). Three months ago the failing socialist dictatorship enacted a requirement that the peasantry should produce 300 lbs of human-poop-fertilizer per person. neoterra.us/blog/self-inflicted-scarcity-fertilizer

This week, USA Today is advising Americans to pee on their plants as a form of 'sustainable fertilizer'. We are now officially joining the ranks of failing socialist dictatorships. YAY! www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2022/05/21/human-urine-fertilizer-sustainable/9824078002/?gnt-cfr=1

There is no doubt that urine can be used as a fertilizer and fresh urine is almost sterile so it's fairly safe..... But it's yukky. I suppose I'm OK with peeing on petunias... but please don't pee on my potatoes.

There is a whole organization devoted to peeing on your plants. I really hope all the Progressive Urban Socialists (PUS) take this heart and start peeing on their indoor house plants. All urban environments should smell like urinals! Click the pic for more.

Climate Clownery
This is a real story... honest. A climate activist in France, disguised as a woman in a wheelchair (two intersectional points right there) hurled a cake at the Mona Lisa while screaming something about 'saving the Earth'. I can only hope it was genuine French pastry. Click the Pic.

No More Chiefs
The term 'chief' is widely used in corporate America to designate the top position. Typical examples: Chief Executive Officer (CEO). Chief Technology Officer (CTO) or Chief Compliance Office (CCO).

Well things are so awesome in San Francisco that the school board has nothing better to do than change the titles of all their 'chief' executives.

Spokesperson Gentle Blythe (awesome name) indicates that the term 'chief' will no longer be used. "our leadership team agreed that, given that Native American members of our community have expressed concerns over the use of the title, we are no longer going to use it,”

The kids can't read or write but at least they won't be offended. (click the pic)

BTW, the word 'chief' comes from old French and has the same origin as 'chef'. So I suppose we will have to get rid of chefs next.

Meanwhile In New York
Subway posters from the NYC Health Dept on how to use Fentanyl. You can't make this shit up!

Avoid using alone and take turns
Start with a small dose and go slowly

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The Perfect Storm - Update

3/4/2022

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WOW! I can't get ahead of the crap. Immediately after my last post, Russia has shut down exports of fertilizer. And, just 20 minutes ago Hungry announced it is banning grain exports immediately. They will be hording grain for their own people.

Suggest you buy flour, rice and other grain products like pasta and breakfast cereal now. Prices are likely to go way up in the weeks ahead (and if they don't you'll still eat the food you buy now).

www.zerohedge.com/commodities/russia-recommends-fertilizer-makers-halt-all-exports

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Food Shortages - The Perfect Storm

3/4/2022

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Synthetic Fertilizer
The Great Reset globalists have been screaming about famine and social collapse for more than 60 years. Green energy policies and the war in Ukraine may finally give them the catastrophe they've been hoping for.

As you know, natural gas (methane) is the primary feedstock for producing synthetic fertilizer. neoterra.us/blog/self-inflicted-scarcity-fertilizer

Roughly half of the world's population relies on the food produced with synthetic fertilizer to survive.

Green energy policies have resulted in a severe shortage of natural gas in Europe and many (perhaps most) fertilizer plants have been shut down to conserve gas for heating. There WILL be a shortage of fertilizer this spring. The prices of natural gas and fertilizer have increased by 500% since Biden took office (though I'm sure that is just a coincidence).

To make matters worse, Russia, with it's abundant supplies of natural gas, is the world's leading exporter of synthetic fertilizer. The following chart shows global fertilizer exports in $Billions. Sanctions against Russia will only make the shortages more severe.

But Wait.. There's More
But the perfect storm gets worse than just a shortage of fertilizer. More than a quarter of the global wheat supply comes from Russia and Ukraine. (Ukraine is considered to be the breadbasket of Europe).

Wheat futures on the Chicago Exchange jumped by 40% THIS WEEK.... the most in history. seekingalpha.com/news/3809638-wheat-up-40-this-week-on-black-sea-supply-panic

How long can the Globalists enforce sanctions against Russia without initiating famines in poor countries? www.zerohedge.com/commodities/these-countries-face-unprecedented-hunger-crises-due-ukraine-war

Perhaps famine and desperation are exactly what they want.

What's Next??
It's impossible to predict how this will play out but there are several possibilities.

There is a small possibility that people will finally reject the Climate Change hoax and the Great Reset socialists (like Trudeau and Biden) will be pushed out of power. But this is very unlikely. The billionaires behind the WEF cannot be voted out.... And THEY control global media.

It is more likely that the food crisis will be blamed on Climate Change and our 'irresponsible' reliance on fossil fuel. They will do everything they can to reinforce the myths.

In the United States we will see continued inflation of food and fuel. Other parts of the world will see food rationing and famine.

We will likely see 'Progressive' campaigns to accept massive numbers of so-called 'Climate Refugees'. I believe we can resist this particular hoax if conservatives win in the mid-terms.

It is possible that "Climate Lock-downs" will be enacted, particularly in the Sheepdoms. They will be similar to the COVID lock-downs and intended to reduce travel, consumption and standard of living to "sustainable" levels. However, massive inflation may do the trick without unpopular lock-downs.

Please comment and let me know how you think this could play out in the months ahead.

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Self Inflicted Scarcity - Fertilizer

2/12/2022

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In the previous post I briefly mentioned how government energy policy is creating a critical shortage of fertilizer. Today I'd like to discuss this self inflicted crisis in a little more detail.

The Haber Process
Nitrogen is essential for plant growth, but Nitrogen is almost inert and doesn't bond easily with other elements. Prior to the discovery/invention of the Haber Process bat guano was a primary source of nitrogen-rich fertilizer... and bat guano is genuinely scarce.

Over 100 years ago, two German scientists, Fritz Haber and Carl Bosch, developed a chemical process to transform Nitrogen from the air and methane (i.e. natural gas) into synthetic fertilizer.

Note that Nitrogen compounds can be unstable so the first use of the Haber process was the manufacture of explosives in WWI. Following the war, with the process perfected, the production of synthetic fertilizer took off and millions (perhaps billions) of people have been saved from starvation.

I won't go into the chemistry but you can click the colorful graphic to get a full explanation.

In short, Nitrogen is taken from the air (the blue input at the bottom left) and natural gas (the red input) provides Hydrogen and a LOT of heat. The result is ammonia which is then converted into fertilizer (or explosives).

This is a prime example of why the Scarcity Boogeyman has failed to appear... human ingenuity creates alternatives and substitutes for scarce resources (like bat guano).

As an important side benefit, the use of synthetic fertilizer dramatically increases crop yields... we can grow a LOT more food on a LOT less land. It is estimated that we would need four times as much crop land without synthetic fertilizer.

Energy Shortage = Food Shortage
This crisis has been building for awhile and the Wall Street Journal has picked up on this looming shitstorm.

I want to be very clear, I don't expect that anyone will starve in America. For us, the result of food shortages will be continuing inflation. Food will cost more (along with energy), but we will get by.

People in poor countries will not be able to afford food and I expect to see all manner of propaganda from the UN saying that Climate Change is responsible for famine. (Click the Pic).

This will be double Boogeymen-of-Doom on a bicycle built for two.

What About Organic Fertilizer
Organic is good, right?? Sure, manure of various sorts has been used as fertilizer since the dawn of agriculture. The problem is, manure isn't abundant or convenient.

In utopian North Korea the fertilizer crisis is so severe the government is “encouraging” the comrades to produce fertilizer from their own poop. The ‘suggested’ quota is about 300 lbs of poop-per-person. I don't know how they expect to accomplish this, as that is about twice the body weight of the average North Korean peasant.

“In an attempt to incentivize people, North Korea has also introduced a pass which will only be given to people who achieve that quota of manure production,” You can’t make this shit up folks (Gosh I love my own jokes).

If you thought jab-passports were bad.. just imagine the Squad advocating poop-passports to get into restaurants or grocery stores ALL CHEER FOR GLORIOUS SOCIALISM... YAY!!

Conclusion
Energy shortages are inflicted upon us by our own governments and the UN. These shortages will ripple through all aspects of the global economy and result in a declining standard of living in industrialized nations and starvation in poor nations.

We may also see accelerated environmental degradation in poor countries as they are forced to destroy forestland to develop more cropland.

And it is all intentional.

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Self Inflicted Scarcity - Part 1

2/11/2022

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In previous posts I explained how global prosperity has been improving over the past 60 years in spite of relentless predictions of scarcity, famine and destruction.

Well, folks, if reality won't cooperate then the globalists will just have to orchestrate a whole bunch of scarcity. They are accomplishing this with 'Green' energy policy and with fraudulent, self-inflicted supply chain problems. Today, I'll talk about the self-inflicted energy 'crisis'.

Euro Energy Crisis
Energy prices in Europe are out of control. Most of Europe is suffering from a severe shortage of natural gas and prices have quadrupled since last year (prices were even higher for a few weeks last December).

In the midst of this energy shortage, Germany has decided this is a good time to shutter three (of their six) perfectly good nuclear plants. It will be interesting to see how Germany can remain competitive in world markets when their energy cost is 3 – 4 times as much as energy in the US.https://oilprice.com/Alternative-Energy/Nuclear-Power/Germany-Is-Shuttering-Nuclear-Reactors-Amid-EU-Power-Crisis.html

The Energy Ripple Effect
Energy is the key to prosperity. 'Green' policy and bad decisions regarding energy have created self-inflicted energy shortages that will ripple through all aspects of the global economy.

Aluminum is one of our most beneficial materials. It is widely used in a vast array of products, from cookware, to foil, to automotive, to construction.

Production of aluminum is extremely energy intensive. Currently, aluminum smelters across the globe have cut back or shut down entirely due to dwindling energy stockpiles. The price of aluminum has soared over 60% in the past year which will create shortages of hundreds of products.

Natural Gas is the primary feed stock for the production of fertilizer. Scores of fertilizer plants (particularly in Europe) have been shut down to conserve natural gas for home heating.

This WILL result in a shortage of fertilizer in the spring and to food shortages later in the year.

So, the energy crisis leads to a shortage of fertilizer, which will lead to a food shortage which will cause hunger and famine.

It is all predictable and it is all intentionally self inflicted.

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