Category: Kamala

Witches For Kamala

10/24/2024

Intro
My friends, our Nation ... our very Civilization has become a mockery when we have the news media celebrating that Witches (and Covens) have united in their efforts to cast evil spells on Donald Trump.

I wish this was just comical parody, like the Trump PR stunt at McDonalds, but it is sadly true.

I'm sure that many are just playing 'dress-up' and seeking attention. But many who identify as witches have been casting spells against Trump (and all his evil Christian supporters) since 2017.

There are now covens across the United States (and Canada) attempting to cast spells against Donald Trump to prevent his election.

#WitchTheVote is a “collective intersectional effort to direct our magic towards electing candidates who will push our country and our planet forward into the witch utopia"

YIKES! DJT is standing in the way of a Witch Utopia!! Unfortunately their magical powers aren't working. I quote:

"I hate to say this, but don't do magic against him. He has a form of protection surrounding him that feeds off of magic done against him. You will have better results if you focus your magic on helping his opponent or protecting yourself and others. I wish it would work to bind him or do a freezer spell, but you will only be helping him."

I was curious about her thoughts on the "Freezer Spell" since I am (humbly speaking) an expert on freezer spells. I did the research so you don't have to. I quote:
“I was thinking of doing a freezer spell by writing Trump and Project 2025 (maybe also Trump supporters and GOP) on a piece of paper, sticking it into my Yogurt drink bottle, drown it in water, and freeze it,”

neoTerran VooDoo vs Cat Lady Covens
HA, HA, HA !!! Seriously witches?... you are such amateurs !!! to think that merely writing "Trump" on a piece of paper stuffed in some yogurt (of all pathetic things) has power??!!?? By all that is holy, you need cow's blood or chicken entrails at bare minimum. YOGURT ?

I mentioned that I'm an expert on Freezer Spells.

As undeniable proof, I invoked neoTerran Voodoo against AOC (and her Green New Deal) several years ago.

I obtained a lifelike AOC action figure (aka a Voodoo doll).

I didn't have a supply of chicken entrails handy so I anointed her with sacred Chick-Fil-A sauce (which is actually more magically powerful), and cast her deep into the farting cow section of my freezer.

Since then, she stopped ranting about Global Warming.

Conclusion
At this point, it would be improper for me to say what manner of neoTerran Voodoo I may or may not have invoked against Kamala. Of course I would never do such a thing ... but imagine if there was a Kamala action figure (aka VooDoo doll) though I don't know where I might find such a thing ...
fctry.com/products/kamala-harris-action-figure

BUT what if I did ... and what if I drilled a large hole in her empty head and stuffed it with magical peanut butter?? AND what if I tied her to the deck railing and let the squirrels chew on her head??

Imagine how badly Kamala would do in interviews if squirrels were relentlessly chewing on her head. It's fun to imagine ... isn't it??

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Clown World - I Worked At McDonald's

9/2/2024

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In a strange attempt to pretend to identify with working people, Kamala Harris has claimed that she once worked for McDonald's. Some folks on the right are calling it "Stolen McValor", as a jab at Walz's false claims of serving in Iraq.

Quite frankly I don't care if she did or didn't .... this clip from Trump impersonator Shawn Farash will give ya'll a Labor Day Laugh.

As always ... DON'T PANIC

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Sustaining Liberty

8/30/2024

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As you know, the neoTerra Blog has always been about sustainability. For many years it was focused on sustainable residential design and living. However, over the last three years the focus has shifted to Sustaining Freedom and Liberty.

Today, I'd like to make you aware of a new drug that can help with depression, feelings of rage and bouts of egotistical elitism.

The drug, brought to you by RFK, is called Independence.

Common side effects may include introspection, critical thinking and occasional thoughts that all people are created equal.

Ask your doctor if Independence is right for you.

In other news:

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The Rational Prepper - Investing for Kamala

8/17/2024

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Kamunism
VP (and Democrat candidate for President) Harris recently proposed a plan of massive tax cuts (a Trump Kopy Kat maneuver) and communist style price controls. It should be noted that price controls have been tried, and have failed miserably, in every Communist/Socialist regime throughout history. There has never been a successful outcome.

Kamala's Great Vision
Price control seems wonderful if you're a low-information sheep who doesn't understand economics or history. People can't make a living selling products at a loss, so legitimate stores have empty shelves (or go out of business) while Black Markets thrive. The elites get whatever they want while the common people are faced with shortages and starvation.

The Dems might try to convince you that this is just a scare-tactic from the Cold War. But the current situation in Venezuela proves them wrong.

This article from NPR is from the Saint Obama era. But I assure you, the situation in Venezuela has only gotten WORSE.

Here is an excerpt describing price-controls:

"In Venezuela, government supermarkets sell price-controlled food, making them far cheaper than private stores. But Valero explains that people are allowed in state-run supermarkets just two days per week, based on their ID card numbers.

We stop at a state-run store. There are no lines outside, but that often means there's not much food left. Inside, the meat department is a barren landscape.

There's just unplugged display cases, flies and a bad odor," Valero says. She settles for three cans of sardines. She also finds diapers for Jeremy.

The clerk scans the merchandise and then informs her she can only buy two of the three cans of sardines. Then, Valero must produce Jeremy's birth certificate to prove the baby is theirs and that they really do need the diapers."

The only folks who actually have food to sell (at exorbitant prices) are the Black Marketers.

The Black Market Coffee Company
So, as a hedge against Kamala, I suggest a fantastic business opportunity. The Black Market Coffee Company. YAY!

Over a year ago, I published a Blog about the alleged global coffee bean shortage. Of course this isn't about government incompetence ... it's always about Climate Change.

I had to give up my beloved Sumatra and I bought two cases of (12 tubs) of Folgers Black Silk. It was $6.99/tub back then and is now $11.99.

So, I think I should buy 1,000 tubs of Folgers and wait for Kamala to destroy the supply of coffee by forcing the price down to a loss. It's a sure bet ... if she wins.

I'm sure that some of you can remember the old jokes about a con-man selling stolen watches from his trench coat. "Hey Buddy, wanna buy a watch?"

Sometime old-school is best-school so my strategy is similar. I'm gonna hang out in front of an upscale (non gov controlled) coffee shop and pick up hot babes who can no longer afford their morning latte ... you know, the ones standing outside, face pressed up against the window, looking desperate for a cup of joe.

My only problem is I don't own a fedora or a trench-coat. Maybe I can write those off as a business expense.

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Klown World - Kamala, Pelosi, Oh My!!

8/6/2024

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Kamala for President
Kamala has now been declared the official Democrat Party candidate for president ... without ever having a primary. I might find this acceptable if Joe resigned and Kamala became President. But even sitting Presidents generally face a primary challenge; if, for no other reason, than to create the impression that voters have a voice.

In this case, the illusion of actual Democracy has been dispelled.

Please keep in mind that Kamala had an utterly dismal showing during the actual 2016 primary and did not come in among the top three in any state. It's simply amazing that the least capable of eleven candidates is now being thrust into the leadership role.

For your amusement, please watch this short 2017 clip of the person who believes they now deserve to be President for ALL Americans.

For those who have difficulty listening to Kamala, here's the transcript:
“We have to stay woke. Like everybody needs to be woke. And you can talk about if you’re the wokest or woker, but just stay more woke than less woke,”

She goes on to make her open-border position very clear. Perhaps this is why Joe chose her to be the Border Czar.
“I get upset when we say we’re going to shut our door to refugees who are fleeing such atrocities and have been standing in line for two years to qualify for refugee status, and they arrive here, and we turn them away. Yes, I’m gonna get mad about that. I’m gonna get mad when we have an attorney general who’s trying to resuscitate the war on drugs.

Pelosi is Always Drunk
This is from yesterday (August 5th) and it seems that Nancy has just consumed a 5th. Why is this person still in Congress?? The clip needs no further comment from me.

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