Cinco de Meow

May is a magnificent month ... maybe the best month ever.

We start the month with May Day (perfectly named since it occurs in May) which is an international celebration of our Socialist overlords.  Yes, I know that Wikipedia claims it's an ancient festival of Spring but Wikipedia is a disinformation outlet for the Socialist overlords ... DUH!

Then we have May The Fourth Be With You. 

AND, today is Cinco de Meow.   I have no idea why the Mexicans have a holiday dedicated to five cats, but any excuse to eat delicious Mexican cuisine and drink Tequila is fine by me.

Ironically, Cinco de Meow always falls on the 5th day of May so it's totally appropriate to consume a 5th (i.e. 750 ml) of Tequila ... I think they planned it that way back when they were inventing the metric system.

A-MAY-Zing May continues with far more special holidays than actual days.  YAY!

For example we have:

• National Anxiety Disorders Screening Day
• National Mental Health Provider Appreciation Day
• National Children’s Mental Health Awareness Day
• World Schizophrenia Awareness Day
  

The focus on anxiety and schizophrenia makes total sense considering all the Tequila.

BUT, my personnel favorite celebration is ....  Tourette Syndrome Awareness Month ... seriously what the f***ing, Hell is that $hit about??   I plan to do my part by cursing wildly all month!!