Clown World

The weekly segment where I mock the absurdity engulfing our nation and the world.  

I'm not sure about making older women SO very happy... but I admire Ben so  I'm gonna cut him some slack on this one.

Pee On Your Plants
I suppose this is better than 'poop in you pants'... Remember when I wrote about the fertilizer shortage in North Korea (NorK).  Three months ago the failing socialist dictatorship enacted a requirement that the peasantry should produce 300 lbs of human-poop-fertilizer per person.    neoterra.us/blog/self-inflicted-scarcity-fertilizer

This week, USA Today is advising Americans to pee on their plants as a form of 'sustainable fertilizer'.  We are now officially joining the ranks of failing socialist dictatorships.  YAY! www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2022/05/21/human-urine-fertilizer-sustainable/9824078002/?gnt-cfr=1

There is no doubt that urine can be used as a fertilizer and fresh urine is almost sterile so it's fairly safe.....  But it's yukky.  I suppose I'm OK with peeing on petunias... but please don't pee on my potatoes.

There is a whole organization devoted to peeing on your plants.  I really hope all the Progressive Urban Socialists (PUS) take this heart and start peeing on their indoor house plants.  All urban environments should smell like urinals!   Click the pic for more.

Climate Clownery
This is a real story... honest.  A climate activist in France, disguised as a woman in a wheelchair (two intersectional points right there) hurled a cake at the Mona Lisa while screaming something about 'saving the Earth'.  I can only hope it was genuine French pastry.  Click the Pic.

No More Chiefs
The term 'chief' is widely used in corporate America to designate the top position. Typical examples:  Chief Executive Officer (CEO). Chief Technology Officer (CTO) or Chief Compliance Office (CCO).

Well things are so awesome in San Francisco that the school board has nothing better to do than change the titles of all their 'chief' executives.

Spokesperson Gentle Blythe (awesome name) indicates that the term 'chief' will no longer be used.   "our leadership team agreed that, given that Native American members of our community have expressed concerns over the use of the title, we are no longer going to use it,”

The kids can't read or write but at least they won't be offended. (click the pic)

BTW, the word 'chief' comes from old French and has the same origin as 'chef'.  So I suppose we will have to get rid of chefs next.

Meanwhile In New York
Subway posters from the NYC Health Dept on how to use Fentanyl.  You can't make this shit up!

• Avoid using alone and take turns
• Start with a small dose and go slowly