Jab The Chicks
This week it was revealed that the Biden Administration is considering a mandatory program to vax all the chickens in America to control the H5N1 bird flu. Because... The Sky Is Falling!
This could be a huge problem for farmers since many other countries will not accept food products from animals that have been treated with hormones or a controversial vax.
On the other hand, the pharmaceutical companies are very excited to have Billions of new customers.
notthebee.com/article/biden-administration-considers-mass-vaccination-of-americas-poultry
Chicken Registration
Not to be outdone by Biden, the UK government is requiring people who raise a few chickens for their personal use to register them with the government. (aka backyard chickens) “These proposals will enable us to have a full picture of the number and location of birds kept across Great Britain"
www.theguardian.com/world/2023/mar/08/chickens-kept-in-gardens-will-have-to-be-registered-under-planned-new-rules-bird-flu
You can't have confiscation (ooops I meant vaccination) without registration.
Random Thoughts
It strikes me as odd that we make no effort to keep track of MILLIONS of un-vaxxed illegal aliens wandering around the country but we need to have contact tracing for backyard chickens!
Actually, illegal aliens do bring illegal alien chickens into the United States (along with illegal alien fentynal and illegal alien weapons) ... but they are exempt "sanctuary chickens'. Under the Democrat DACA (Deferred Action for Chicken Arrivals) rule, the illegal chickens shall be referred to as Drumsticks!
Bad Birdies
There are over 65 species of wild birds that are also susceptible to Avian Flu. (that's the main vector for it's spread, BTW). Thus far, our Socialist Overlords have not be able to compel the Billions of wild birds to come in for registration, vaccination and contact tracing. Rebellious Ravens and Selfish Sparrows simply refuse to comply!
Our undercover reporter at the neoTerra News Network (nNN) has confirmed that the Socialists plan to build thousands of windmills to massacre the belligerent birdies.
COMPLY OR DIE, BIRDIES!!
This week it was revealed that the Biden Administration is considering a mandatory program to vax all the chickens in America to control the H5N1 bird flu. Because... The Sky Is Falling!
This could be a huge problem for farmers since many other countries will not accept food products from animals that have been treated with hormones or a controversial vax.
On the other hand, the pharmaceutical companies are very excited to have Billions of new customers.
notthebee.com/article/biden-administration-considers-mass-vaccination-of-americas-poultry
Chicken Registration
Not to be outdone by Biden, the UK government is requiring people who raise a few chickens for their personal use to register them with the government. (aka backyard chickens) “These proposals will enable us to have a full picture of the number and location of birds kept across Great Britain"
www.theguardian.com/world/2023/mar/08/chickens-kept-in-gardens-will-have-to-be-registered-under-planned-new-rules-bird-flu
You can't have confiscation (ooops I meant vaccination) without registration.
Random Thoughts
It strikes me as odd that we make no effort to keep track of MILLIONS of un-vaxxed illegal aliens wandering around the country but we need to have contact tracing for backyard chickens!
Actually, illegal aliens do bring illegal alien chickens into the United States (along with illegal alien fentynal and illegal alien weapons) ... but they are exempt "sanctuary chickens'. Under the Democrat DACA (Deferred Action for Chicken Arrivals) rule, the illegal chickens shall be referred to as Drumsticks!
Bad Birdies
There are over 65 species of wild birds that are also susceptible to Avian Flu. (that's the main vector for it's spread, BTW). Thus far, our Socialist Overlords have not be able to compel the Billions of wild birds to come in for registration, vaccination and contact tracing. Rebellious Ravens and Selfish Sparrows simply refuse to comply!
Our undercover reporter at the neoTerra News Network (nNN) has confirmed that the Socialists plan to build thousands of windmills to massacre the belligerent birdies.
COMPLY OR DIE, BIRDIES!!
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