Well, I just published Clown World a couple of days ago and this just can't wait another two weeks.
The absurdity of the Progressive Socialist mind is simply breathtaking. AND, people actually vote for this shit!
A couple of days ago (Oct 08) British Home Secretary Suella Braverman vowed a zero tolerance crack down on ... knife possession. In the (once mighty) British Empire possessing a knife is a felony with a maximum sentence of up to four years in prison. (click the pic)
Judge Nic Madge proposes that domestic chefs (i.e. woke-speak for commoners) should only be allowed to own rounded knives.
Of course, he IS a legal 'expert' so his logic, regarding my legitimate needs. is beyond question. I ask you... How often, if at all, would I, a mere domestic chef, ever have a legitimate need for a chef's knife?
Judge Madge would surely put me in prison for a very long time for assaulting vegetables with a pointy knife!! Surely such activities should be restricted to licensed, trusted professionals (like fishmongers).
... and I am not a licensed fishmonger
Weapons Of Mass Construction
Of course knives (and other pointy objects) can be used as weapons. But many other common objects can also be used as weapons. Let's take a look at some the items the courageous Bobbies have confiscated under the new rules.... like these Weapons Of Mass Construction.
Outstanding work, Lads... simply outstanding. This is not parody... click the pic.
If my kitchen knife drawer should be regulated by the enlightened government, what about all the other 'deadly' things I own? I am not a licensed carpenter... how is it that I have a little tack hammer, a larger 16 oz hammer, a 22 oz framing hammer, and (gasp) a big-ass sledge hammer? OMG I have a veritable arsenal of potentially lethal hammers!!
To make matters much worse for me, I also possess a semi-automatic Pasload nail gun that takes large capacity nail strips. What possible need could a home-owner have for such serious nail power??
Fortunately, the Progressive insanity hasn't totally destroyed America... yet. I believe the 2nd Amendment still states
- "the right to keep and prepare vegetables shall not be infringed".
- 'The right to keep wood and cut wood shall not be infringed"
Of course I'm being facetious. Actually, I think all of this falls under a more encompassing, intrinsic, God-given Right.
- The right to use tools, the right to use imagination, the right to use your own initiative in the pursuit of life, liberty and happiness, SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.
I think that might become the 2nd Amendment in the neoTerran Constitution. It will certainly be a theme in future posts.
I now leave y'all with a closing thought... This (perhaps cis-gender male) person depicted below is a threat to the Global Elites who want you to be fearful and dependent. To them self-sufficiency is terrorism. Hide the WomenX and ChildrenX from this toxic masculinity!