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Climate Craziness

12/3/2022

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It's been a while since I wrote a climate rant, but today we have the perfect storm... a storm of  Socialist Stupidity (I love alliteration).

Europe, of course, is the home of the World Economic Forum (WEF) and the world leader on the Green Road To Serfdom. 

As y'all know, we are supposed to abandon fossil fuel and buy overpriced EVs to save Mother Terra from Climate Catastrophe (more alliteration).

Switzerland
Today, facing a serious energy shortage,  Switzerland proposed legislation to ban driving EVs to avoid electricity blackouts.  YAY!   Under the four-stage plan driving EV's would be banned in stage-3 except in cases of 'absolute necessity".  And in stage-4 you hibernate at home.
oilprice.com/Latest-Energy-News/World-News/Switzerland-Considers-Electric-Vehicle-Ban-To-Avoid-Blackouts.html


Germany
Meanwhile, in Germany, the CEO of Volkswagen, a company that has 'bet the ranch' on EV's has declared that crippling energy costs in Europe are making the production of EV batteries there 'unviable'.

Let me rephrase this so we can all appreciate the irony.  Without fossil fuel from Russia, Germany has to rely on their Green Energy infrastructure.   But the Green Energy is so expensive that they can't afford to continue making Green Energy components.  

Please let that sink in for a moment.


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Analysis And Conclusion
I have a 'portable' Honda gas generator (It was portable when I was younger... now I can hardly get it into the back of my truck).   I have come up with a new 'pickup' technique  (get it... pickup from a pickup... I love my own jokes!).

Guys, I'm getting too old for this sort of thing so just consider it a bit of elderly insight that might help you find a mate.  BTW, you need to select a target rich environment... such as an upscale neighborhood with a lot of single, educated, Tesla-driving women.  

It will take at least an hour (maybe two) for a puny 120 volt genny to trickle out enough electrons to get her to a real charging station.  So, once you're plugged-in, she's yours (OMG, get your minds out of the gutter).

If you don't act like a creepy dork, you just might connect.

You're Welcome!

OH NO!!!  What if the chick is the one with the generator??    Ladies!  Please do not come to the rescue of any guy who let his Tesla run out of electrons. 

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