Clown World - Canadian Edition

Today, I am compelled to mock our socialist neighbors to the north.

Carbon Fees
Goodfellas Pizza has started charging a 2% Carbon Fee on every meal (because of the 'existential' threat of global warming).  This is a particularly ironic bit of virtue signaling since it's a wood oven pizza joint.  They literally burn trees to make pizza. 

Leave Your Key Fob By The Door
Car theft has become so outrageous in Toronto that criminals are resorting to home invasions to force their victims to surrender their keys.  Here's some advice from the police ... "To prevent the possibility of being attacked in your home, leave your fobs at your front door, because they're breaking into your home to steal your car. "

Here in the barbaric United States we still believe in Castle Doctrine ... if someone is kicking your door down you can shoot them or hack them up with a Zombie Sword. This principal has existed since the Roman Republic and was codified in English common law in 1628. Apparently the concept of self defense no longer applies in the socialist state of Canada.
www.blogto.com/city/2024/03/toronto-police-car-theft/

But never fear, the socialists are diligently working to create a Nanny State where "You will own nothing and be happy"   No car to steal and no front door to kick in .... problem solved.


Problematic
When I first saw the following post I thought it might be an odd Santa Clause convention.  But then I discovered that it's the Canadian Supreme Court.  It was an honest mistake on my part since they are close to the North Pole.

While considering a rape case they got distracted by the term "woman" and concluded "Where a person with a vagina testifies credibly ..."