On Thursday, Press Secretary Jean-Pierre declared that we are enjoying the strongest economy in history. It sure doesn't feel that way to me.
SO, I offer you a choice.
Unintended Side Effects
This may be the BEST Clown World story in a long time. A Texas woman, Brandy Battone, was pulled over for driving in the High Occupancy Vehicle (HOV) lane by herself. When the police asked her where the other passenger was, very pregnant Battone pointed to her stomach and said "right here". OMG, the cop told her the law "requires the passenger to be outside of her body"... I can't stop laughing!
She was issued a ticket which she is fighting based on the overturn of RvW and Texas law which declares the unborn child to be a human individual. You really have to love conservative women!
Dr Seuss' Revenge
Do you remember when the Progressives canceled Dr. Seuss last year? Of course you do! CNN celebrated the occasion but a more clever commentator responded in Seussian rhyme.
Freedom of speech has nary a booster:
Not at The Atlantic nor Simon & Schuster.
The New York Times will bellow and bleat,
And the silence will echo down Mulberry Street.
No, this won’t do, this won’t do at all --
This won’t do, these minds so small!
If they see just one word that they deem indiscreet
They’ll melt into puddles on old Mulberry Street.
Read the whole Seussian story here: It's pretty awesome. www.nationalreview.com/2021/03/last-exit-to-mulberry-street/
WELL, now you can avenge Dr. Seuss with your very own "Let's go Brandon" mug. YAY!
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Reversal of Fortune
Three months ago the thought-police at Twitter were all enraged that Elon Musk was attempting to buy the company for well above market value at $54.20/share. (TWTR was trading in the $38-39 range prior to Musk's offer).
Discovery proceedings to establish the true value of the company have exposed rampant use of bots and fake accounts which artificially boost Twitter's 'audience' (and projected advertising value).
Musk has now officially withdrawn from the deal. You would think that the Twitterati would be celebrating... right?
Nope! Parag Agrawal, the Indian CEO of Twitter, said they are "willing to go to war" to force Musk to complete the buyout.
nypost.com/2022/07/08/twitter-ceo-willing-to-go-to-war-to-make-elon-musk-deal-happen/
As of yesterday (prior to Musk's announcement) TWTR had already fallen back to $36.81. It will be fun to see what happens next week!
Slavery Continues...
This story is so sad it doesn't belong in Clown World. It's only here to expose the hypocrisy of Progressives.
I am really, REALLY tired of hearing white Progressives ranting on Twitter, Tik Tok (and in classrooms) about America's evil, white racist past. Slavery did not originate here. It was brought here from the Old World and it continues in the Old World to this day.
Nigerian Senator Ike Ekweremadu and his wife transported a 21-year old slave to the UK to harvest his kidney for their ailing daughter. The slave escaped and went to the police and the elite couple was arrested at Heathrow. Sadly, the Nigerian government is protesting their arrest.
BTW, here are 15 countries where slavery, forced servitude and child exploitation are widely allowed.