Well, now that we have plenty of TP there is a shortage of ... laxatives. Yes; the United States has become the Constipation Nation.
Apparently, "[COVID] changed many people's dietary habits for the worse, leading to an increase in eating unhealthy snacks..."
So... if you have COVID-Anxiety (the woke opposite of COVID-Apathy) then there is a good chance that you are full of $hit. (gosh, I love my own jokes).
gizmodo.com/us-laxative-shortage-guttok-tiktok-1850819432