Election Year Boogeyman
It's a Presidential election year and things look good for Conservatives. THEREFORE, we need a new, very scary pandemic.
As y'all know from my many posts on the Boogeymen of Doom, the Elites need a steady stream of fear and distraction to keep the sheep in line.
Climate Calamity and Fearsome Fallout (War) just can't cut it in an election year. People will not agree to being locked in their home for some vague or distant threat. Nope, the Dems need a clear and present danger to make the sheep demand hygienically safe mail-in-ballots.
Enter our recurring champion, Persistent Pestilence (aka Pandemic). While COVID is always in the competition, this year's nominee is H5N1 Bird Flu.
100% Fatal !!!
H5N1 has been around for decades. In April of this year there was a human infection in the US which is now designated as A/Texas/37/2024 (cuz it occurred in Texas).
A scientific study by our esteemed CDC determined that the strain is 100% Fatal ... among ferrets.
www.cdc.gov/flu/avianflu/spotlights/2023-2024/ferret-study-results.htm
Please folks ... stay indoors until November 5th (when the pandemic will suddenly disappear) and please request a mail-in-ballot for your ferrets.
It's a Presidential election year and things look good for Conservatives. THEREFORE, we need a new, very scary pandemic.
As y'all know from my many posts on the Boogeymen of Doom, the Elites need a steady stream of fear and distraction to keep the sheep in line.
Climate Calamity and Fearsome Fallout (War) just can't cut it in an election year. People will not agree to being locked in their home for some vague or distant threat. Nope, the Dems need a clear and present danger to make the sheep demand hygienically safe mail-in-ballots.
Enter our recurring champion, Persistent Pestilence (aka Pandemic). While COVID is always in the competition, this year's nominee is H5N1 Bird Flu.
100% Fatal !!!
H5N1 has been around for decades. In April of this year there was a human infection in the US which is now designated as A/Texas/37/2024 (cuz it occurred in Texas).
A scientific study by our esteemed CDC determined that the strain is 100% Fatal ... among ferrets.
www.cdc.gov/flu/avianflu/spotlights/2023-2024/ferret-study-results.htm
Please folks ... stay indoors until November 5th (when the pandemic will suddenly disappear) and please request a mail-in-ballot for your ferrets.
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