You should never underestimate the power of human imagination when it comes to trash bags.
For your Sunday viewing amusement, we have a piece of human trash disguised as trash so they can steal a package from someone's porch. Sacramento police are on the lookout for a black trash bag wearing pink slippers. If you see this suspect please call CrimeStoppers at 1-800-CLOWN-WORLD. LOL
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.
—T.S. Eliot, "The Hollow Men" (1925)