neoTerran Voodoo
You may recall that I performed a neoTerran voodoo ritual on AOC many months ago in an attempt to make her stop talking about Climate Change.
I purchased a lifelike AOC inaction figure, anointed her with sacred sauce and cast her into the farting cow section of the freezer. I theorized that she would stop blathering about global warming if her doll was freezing its plastic ass off.
neoterra.us/blog/comedy-break
You may recall that I performed a neoTerran voodoo ritual on AOC many months ago in an attempt to make her stop talking about Climate Change.
I purchased a lifelike AOC inaction figure, anointed her with sacred sauce and cast her into the farting cow section of the freezer. I theorized that she would stop blathering about global warming if her doll was freezing its plastic ass off.
neoterra.us/blog/comedy-break
I'm happy to report that the ritual worked! She's been in the freezer for a year now and she hasn't been talking much about how we're all going to die by 2030.
To The End
In related news (and further proof of the power of voodoo) AOC's new Climate Hysteria film opened in 120 theaters across America on December 9th. In spite of being promoted by Rotten Tomatoes and Ebert the film only grossed a total of $9,667 in its first weekend. That's about $81 per theater. So, like 10 people showed up.
I really hope this takes us all To The End... to the end of her climate nonsense.
www.hollywoodintoto.com/aoc-to-the-end-box-office/
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