Witches For Kamala

 Intro
My friends,  our Nation ... our very Civilization has become a mockery when we have the news media celebrating that Witches (and Covens) have united in their efforts to cast evil spells on Donald Trump.

I wish this was just comical parody, like the Trump PR stunt at McDonalds, but it is sadly true.

I'm sure that many are just playing 'dress-up' and seeking attention. But many who identify as witches have been casting spells against Trump (and all his evil Christian supporters) since 2017.

There are now covens across the United States (and Canada) attempting to cast spells against Donald Trump to prevent his election. 

#WitchTheVote is a  “collective intersectional effort to direct our magic towards electing candidates who will push our country and our planet forward into the witch utopia"

YIKES!  DJT is standing in the way of a Witch Utopia!!  Unfortunately their magical powers aren't working.  I quote:

"I hate to say this, but don't do magic against him. He has a form of protection surrounding him that feeds off of magic done against him. You will have better results if you focus your magic on helping his opponent or protecting yourself and others. I wish it would work to bind him or do a freezer spell, but you will only be helping him."

I was curious about her thoughts on the "Freezer Spell" since I am (humbly speaking) an expert on freezer spells.   I did the research so you don't have to.   I quote:
“I was thinking of doing a freezer spell by writing Trump and Project 2025 (maybe also Trump supporters and GOP) on a piece of paper, sticking it into my Yogurt drink bottle, drown it in water, and freeze it,”

neoTerran VooDoo vs Cat Lady Covens
HA, HA, HA !!!   Seriously witches?... you are such amateurs !!!  to think that merely writing "Trump" on a piece of paper stuffed in some yogurt (of all pathetic things)  has power??!!??   By all that is holy, you need cow's blood or chicken entrails at bare minimum.  YOGURT ?

I mentioned that I'm an expert on Freezer Spells.  

As undeniable proof, I invoked neoTerran Voodoo against AOC (and her Green New Deal) several years ago.

I obtained a lifelike AOC action figure (aka a Voodoo doll).

I didn't have a supply of chicken entrails handy so I anointed her with sacred Chick-Fil-A sauce (which is actually more magically powerful), and cast her deep into the farting cow section of my freezer. 

Since then, she stopped ranting about Global Warming.

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Conclusion
At this point, it would be improper for me to say what manner of neoTerran Voodoo I may or may not  have invoked against Kamala.    Of course I would never do such a thing ... but imagine if there was a Kamala action figure (aka VooDoo doll) though I don't know where I might find such a thing ...
fctry.com/products/kamala-harris-action-figure

BUT what if I did ... and what if I drilled a large hole in her empty head and stuffed it with magical peanut butter??   AND what if I tied her to the deck railing and let the squirrels chew on her head??

Imagine how badly Kamala would do in interviews if squirrels were relentlessly chewing on her head. It's fun to imagine ... isn't it??